So today I was sitting in English class and i swear to god I heard the tardis
the tardis
I got up and asked to go to the bathroom and tried to follow the sound
I followed it to the class two doors down did not knock and walked in
They were watching Doctor who and one guy at the back yelled
“See Miss! I told you if you didn’t lower it down it would summon the nerds”
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that awkward moment when I try to switch Niall and Ellen’s faces and they still look like themselves
stop reblogging this before ellen sees it and puts it on her fucking show
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Floridian anti-choicers looking uncomfortable is always relevant to our interests.
I just love that No at the end. Of fucking course it doesn’t, why in HELL would they want to do something so….LOGICAL!
“You’re asking the question to someone who has never operated in an abortion clinic, has never been in an abortion clinic, and does not intend to ever participate in an abortion.”
*Applauds Rep Joe for getting Van Zant to admit to his own lack of qualification for handling this legislation*
Amazing. Thank you and “Four for you Rep Jo Saunders, four for you and none for you Van Zant”
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my cousin asked me what my favorite season was and i said “of what” and i just
it’s frightening how long it took me to figure out what was wrong with that response
i think we need help
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if you want to find the biggest asshole at a party, leave an acoustic guitar out
‘i don’t know if you’ve heard of this one’ *opening chords to wonderwall*
If by asshole you mean my future husband then okay.
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